A Filipino politician visited a Chinese politician in Beijing.
The Filipino was amazed:
“Wow! Ang ganda ng mansion mo, may swimming pool pa! How can you afford this on a government salary?”
The Chinese politician smiled & pointed out the window:
“See that big bridge? 10% goes to me.”
A year later, the Chinese politician visited the Filipino politician in Manila. He was shocked to see a HUGE palace with 5 pools, 20 cars, and a private golf course.
He asked: “How did you pay for all this?”
The Filipino smiled & pointed out the window:
“See that bridge?”
The Chinese politician looked carefully & said, “I don’t see any bridge.”
The Filipino whispered:
“Exactly.”